Always choose a memorable password!

A lady helps her man to install a new computer. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he'll always remember. as the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects a word but he is annoyed with her reaction, when he selects: penis. As he hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria

The computer had replied:   TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!