The Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man who was reading a book, and noticed the man had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked the man, "Why do you wear your collar backwards?"
The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied,
"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
''I am the Father of many."
The boy said,
''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren,
and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"
The priest, getting impatient, said.
"I am the Father of hundreds."
and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for awhile, and then said,
"Maybe you should wear a condom and
put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."